More than just a treadmill
NordicTrack is including a 30-day trial to their iFIT subscription, which lets you stream workouts and take fitness classes on the built-in screen.
Save on titles from the newly released monster-based RPG of Shin Megami Tensei V to the sidescrolling Wii U port of Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze.
Big savings on an even bigger set
The set includes not just your average spatulas and whisks, but more niche items like potato mashers, melon ballers, and will-cut-anything scissors.
150 prompts to bring you closer
Take your relationship to the next level with these sweet, challenging, and revealing prompts for deeper conversation with your honey.
Safe for all skin types (and energy levels)
This luxe two-piece set from Philosophy includes a facial cleanser, light moisturizer, and sense of pride that you actually followed your skincare regimen today.
We’re already eleven days into the new year and although you did say you were going to start walking, or even running, every day, maybe you forgot about January weather, or you thought you were more resilient against the cold than you are. But listen, who cares about all of that? It’s 2022, baby! We have indoor running equipment! That’s right—you can run in the comfort of your own home, listening to your own tunes via the Bluetooth connection and integrated speakers on this NordicTrack treadmill, and not only that, with the 15% discount at Amazon, you’ll save $100 on the deal. After you buy, you may find you need a little motivation or guidance, and that’s perfectly okay—we all do now and again, don’t we? Handily, this treadmill comes with a 30 day trial membership for iFit, NordicTrack’s on-demand workout program, designed specifically for your equipment. With the subscription, your equipment will auto-adjust to suit your workouts, which can simulate walking and running in real locations around the world. The whole unit also folds up, using a hydraulic assist to fold up easily, so you don’t have to trip over your treadmill all day when you’re not using it.
Nintendo games going on sale is already a rarity, but their digital games going on sale? Forget about it. Unhead of. Bupkis. So you can color me shocked when I saw all that have gone on sale this morning. Across Amazon, Target, and Walmart, you can find a sale on a handful of Nintendo and third-party Switch titles—from the newly released monster-based RPG of Shin Megami Tensei V to the sidescrolling Wii U port of Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze. Take on your pals in Mario Tennis Aces for $20 off or maybe just have a wonderful day in the neighborhood as a horrible goose while saving $10.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Look at this enormous set of kitchen utensils that you can get for only $26 at Amazon. More specifically, it’s the Home Hero 25-Piece Kitchen Utensil Set, and it’s usually $40, but was recently marked down to $33. When you clip the coupon on the page, you’ll save an additional 20%, bringing this kit of nylon and stainless steel essentials down to just $26. That’s like barely more than $1/tool! The set includes not just your average spatulas and whisks, but more niche items like potato mashers, melon ballers, and will-cut-anything scissors. Be the hero of your home kitchen and get one today.
Do you ever run out of things to talk about with your partner? Maybe you’ve been dating for almost a decade, like my boyfriend and I, or perhaps you’re just hitting the post-honeymoon phase in a newer relationship. No matter where you’re at in your relationship, it can be hard to start conversations about deeper topics, especially when you struggle with vulnerability. With the Intimacy Deck by BestSelf Co., you get 150 prompts that’ll help you and your honey get into those deep conversations that keep you up ‘til 3 a.m. You know, the we’re-in-love-so-time-doesn’t-exist types of convos. Answer questions like “How do you describe me to other people?” and “Describe something that turns you on, which you haven’t shared with me.” And if this all sounds a bit hokey to you, ask your partner that second question sometime and see how you feel after that *winks*. Take 20% off this relationship game-changer today.
Sometimes, you need to wash your face, but don’t have a moisturizer to complete your regimen with. Sometimes, you want to moisturize, but don’t have the right product to get your pretty face clean beforehand. Now you can solve this problem with the Philosophy Purity Made Simple Skincare Set for $10 at Macy’s. It includes a foaming cleanser and a dewy moisturizer, both of which can be travel-sized if you’re actually going anywhere this winter (lucky). The set has a $28 value, but was previously available at $19. Now it’s down to $10, which is a really good price for a facial cleanser, moisturizer, and cute gift set in one. Also, the brand name ends in my name, which is fun.
If you’re an iPhone user with some cash to blow, skip the pretenders and even the lesser AirPods to go for something better. The AirPods Pro step the game up with rubber tips, active noise cancellation, better overall audio quality, and a wirelessly-chargeable case as standard. They’re a bit expensive normally, but right now Walmart has ‘em for $59 off the list price.
This design looks like someone threw up cotton candy on their controller. With that said, I don’t hate it. I’m just not sure what exactly is Forza about this other than the barely visible logo to the side. At the same time though, I definitely don’t need a controller with a picture of a car on it. At the end of the day, this thing is rad as hell. Give me more crazy designs like this, Microsoft. The price point however is $10 more than the other first-party Xbox controllers retail for. I’m guessing it’s either to offset an extra step in the manufacturing process to get the paint splatter effect or it’s because Microsoft knows that I’ll still buy this at $69 anyway.
Don’t you hate it when all of your crap is everywhere? Don’t you wish you could neatly slot your crap between dividers and plug that crap in? Now you can! Take promo code 15QNP4BU over to my bald crap boy Bezos’ place and he’ll hook you up with this Poweroni 6-port USB charging dock, pictured above with an example of the kind of thing you could charge with it, for $5 off. The dock comes with seven charging cables, but don’t think you’re just getting a bunch of useless micro USB cables! Poweroni’s only giving you three of those! You’ll also get three of Apple’s Lightning cables and a single USB-C cable. Each port outputs up to 2.4 amps, which is equivalent to 12 watts—if you don’t know what that means, that’s okay; it means it’s faster charging than the typical 5w charging that, say, an older iPhone uses. I could tell you more, but I think you get it. It charges your stuff and keeps it organized. It’s that thing you always want to buy but never do. Well, stop not buying it and buy it!
Look, it’s pretty simple: You’re out of closet space, you have pants you don’t want to get rid of, and you need a place to store them. So hang them on this Zober Space Saving 5-Tier Hanger Set and give yourself the space back. A three pack will run you $12 at Amazon, which is 25% off its usual price. Seriously, it’s like giving yourself 15 hangers that only take up the space of three, plus you get to actually see everything you own with delightfully organized flair. I’m a Virgo. You can trust me on this one.
This easy-to-install First Alert Smoke Detector is 33% off at Amazon, which puts the lifesaving device at just $43 right now. Please replace the batteries in it so you do not inadvertently try to come at Mac from Always Sunny with a crowbar. In the event that the house has a power failure overnight, the backup battery will kick in, alerting you and your loved ones to any sort of fire or carbon monoxide emergency that happens in the dark. I legit cannot think of a more frightening scenario, but it’s still good to know you can be prepared for it.
You’ve had it hard, sugar mess. How about you take it easy and let Battery Daddy keep those batteries organized for you? That’s right, Battery Daddy has all the storage slots you need, whether we’re talkin’ D cell, C cell, AAs, 9v batteries ... oh, you gonna use that battery for somethin’? Are you sure it’s got juice left in it? Here, let Battery Daddy’s battery tester check it out for you—that’s right, Battery Daddy comes with a tester, honey pocket. Why don’t you just put your feet up and store your coin cells in Battery Daddy, too? Yeah, Battery Daddy keeps up to 180 batteries, candy pie.
Okay, I just got done writing a big post about The Last of Us Part II and how it won Game of the Year at the Game Awards. But now that the mods are asleep, let’s talk about the real game of the year: Mancala. Yeah, that’s right, the board game where you drop stones into wells. This was the year I got extremely into Mancala, even buying my own board. That obsession was directly linked to Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics. The Nintendo Switch exclusive is a collection of board games from around the world and it does a stellar job at teaching first-timers how to play. If you want to see the true light, the game is down to $28 on Amazon. Even if Mancala isn’t your thing, it’s still a somewhat essential family game or travel companion that gives you an all-in-one way to play classics like Checkers on the go.
Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is one of the hottest deals going in gaming, even without discounts like 3 months for $17 after processing fees. You’ll enjoy all the benefits of Xbox Live Gold and Game Pass for one low price. That means you’ll get online play, free games, exclusive discounts, in-game perks, and more, and that goes whether you’re on Xbox One, PC, or the Xbox Series X if you’re lucky enough to have found one. So many great games have been added to Game Pass this past couple of months from Hades to Marvel’s Avengers to The Forgotten City to Psychonauts 2. Plus every Microsoft Studios game and Bethesda game. So stop waiting around and start playing games!
If your family didn’t pass down generations-old cast irons to you, stick it to them with one of these very fancy BergHoff skillets, dutch ovens, woks, and more. Most of the pieces in this sale are cast iron, but there is a decent amount of cast aluminum here, if taking impeccable care of cast iron isn’t a thing you’re prideful about or interested in undertaking. I’ve highlighted a few things that interest me in this deal, including the cheapest item, the $65 10" cast iron—I chose the green one because that’s my way, but they have it in white, too. Color aside, it looks like it’s just a regular cast iron, hot handle and all. If you want to have some real luxury, how about this 10.25" cast iron fry pan? This 2.6qt wonder has a dadgummed wooden handle on it, and I’m very jealous of whoever buys it—it’s usually $200 but they’ve dropped it to $120 for now. Just, if you buy it, send me a picture of a sizzling steak cooking in it, please. Finally, here’s a 3pc cast aluminum set, marked down to $260 from $435—these devices use a PFOA-free coating for healthier low-oil cooking, and being what they are, you can pretty much wash them how you see fit.
Doot doot it’s time for a boot sale at Macy’s! This time, save up to 60% on these deal of the day boots. Get great prices on boots like these $17 faux leather dress boots from Club Room, or these $32 Levi’s Chukka Boots, marked down from $80—the perfect way to hide those flea-bitten ankles of yours—or this pair of Tommy Hilfiger men’s duck boots, knocked down to $50 from $115. It might be unseasonably warm across much of the country right now, but rest assured that winter is nigh, and your dusty old boots are probably due to retire soon. Get while the gettin’ is good on this limited-time special.
Outdoor smart security cams vary wildly in price and quality, and it’s hard to know which one to pick, if you’re just getting into it. Do you want something that’s basically disposable that will give you cruddy picture and no features but costs less than Smash Bros. Ultimate on sale? Or do you want a detailed image, lots of features, and integration with all the major smart home assistants? If it’s the latter, you probably want something like the EufyCam 2C Pro 2-cam kit, which is on sale right now for $60 off at Amazon. It’s the perfect thing to watch your grass grow with or, I don’t know, get alerted about trespassers or packages.
Do you like your classic filtered coffee, but wish you could have it even faster? The good folks at Instant Pot heard you, and they’re here for you. The Instant Solo Single-Serve Coffee Maker is 20% off at Amazon, which brings the one-cup whiz down to just $80. This device includes a reusable pod that allows you to brew your favorite beans with the strength and speed of a Keurig-type machine. (It’s compatible with regular K-Cups too.) If you’ve ever used something from Instant Pot, you’re probably surprised at how well it works—I myself can attest to this—so I’m inclined to believe the line that the Instant Solo offers a “unique brewing process” that can “extract more flavor, aroma and body from your favorite ground coffee” than just filtering it as usual. And if you’re lazy, you can just pop a pod in. No judgment! Mornings are hard for everyone.
Here in the Northern Hemisphere, we’re approaching what would be known as the dog days of winter, were the dog days of summer not so named for their occurring when Sirius, the dog star, reaches its heliacal peak. Why Sirius is known as the dog star is a history for another deal. This lede really got away from me, so I’ll just say that right now, you could be fighting winter dryness with up to 20% off select Nivea products at Amazon. Amazon is offering a Nivea Breathable Lightly Scented Lotion 3-Pack for just $20, as well as a Skin Firming Variety Pack that includes one lotion and one gel for $17. If you’re all set on creams, you may want to load up on their lip balm sales; a 4-pack of strawberry is down to just $9, and that’s not the only flavor on offer. Folks, go get smooth. You’ve earned it.
If you’re looking for the next big PS5 game to get excited about, Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart is here. With this game having released in June, Psychonauts having released in August, and the Crash Bandicoot and Spyro remasters of the last few years, 3D platformers of the early-mid 2000s are back in full swing, baby. If you’re looking to save some money on it, considering that next-gen games are $70, you can pick it up from Amazon and save a little cash for just $50. This is the lowest we’ve seen it so far so if you’ve been patiently waiting for the price to go down, now might be a good time to dip in.
No, this is not some kind of cognitive test. You don’t need to wait to eat a marshmallow or answer Kinja’s riddles three before accessing this deal. You can truly pick up a pair of Hanes Men’s Jogger Sweatpants at Amazon for as low as $13 right now. I repeat, there is a pair of large men’s grey (sorry, “light steel”) everyday sweats with pockets that you can get for $13 today. That’s 50% off the usual price. You can also click around to find additional colors and sizes that may be on sale, as there are definitely more discounts than this, and I would like to apologize for a previous edition of this post that suggested that these sweatpants were available for $5, since they were at publishing time. But they’re still worth it. I live in the undisputed sweatpants capital of America, so I would know.
It’s winter again, and unfortunately for your icy extremities, climate change just hasn’t yet obliterated the frigid temperatures that accompany the season (you know better than to believe in the empirically-verifiable, gradual warming of our planet though—snowballs still exist!) Lucky you, Target has a bunch of cozy men’s slippers on sale right now! If you’re looking for a new pair of soft, warm slippers to stick your feet into, they’ll sell you booties like this 50% off set from RockDove for $20. The word “booties” make you uncomfortable? Pick up a set of Muk Luks Kristof slippers for $20—a 44% discount! If you wanna get real luxurious, pick up these microsuede, faux wool-lined clogs from RockDove for 40% off, at $22.
The PlayStation 5 comes with an 875GB SSD. At first glance, that may sound like a lot. But after factoring in the system software, you’re looking at about 667.2GB of usable space. Then when you consider Call of Duty games are coming in at over 100GB a pop, that SSD is going to fill up fast. Thankfully, the internal storage can be expanded with SSDs available from third parties. WD_BLACK is having a sale at the moment on their SN850 solid-state drives. You can currently get a 1TB SSD for $220. Now you’ll maybe even be able to house both Call of Duty: Vanguard and Battlefield 2042.
Y’all, I’m a complete convert. When Hastar offered me a sample of its negative ion hair straightening brush, I figured I’d receive a hair dryer-straightener combo, which always works well on my hair but leaves me with a lot of fluff and dry hair for days. But what I received was so much better. I honestly may never use a flat iron again, and with our exclusive discount code, you don’t have to either! Our readers can take an extra 20% off of this (already discounted) hair straightener, so you can snag this high-quality straightening brush for just $30 through this week. Our code 201NV76X expires on 1/14/2021, so act fast!
Here’s an air fryer from Hamilton Beach, on sale for 29% off at $60. After my trusty Black and Decker toaster oven—which apparently looked like this when it was new—finally bit it, I started looking for a new one, and I’m pretty sure I’m going to buy that one. It’s roomy while not being too big, it air fries, toasts 6 slices of bread, which is just luxurious, and it even has a 30 minute timer with auto shutoff, which is very fancy to me, a person who has been using a toaster oven from I think the ‘90s. Benefit from my search! Buy a toaster oven for cheaper, and experience the wonder of reheating food in something other than a microwave!
Ever found yourself jealous of people who can sit down and work out at the same time? Throw that jealousy out the door—with the FlexStride pedal exerciser, you can pedal while sitting at your kitchen table, desk, or even in the car. Wait, no, not in the car. This pedal machine comes with eight resistance levels, which you can set using the easy-to-read LCD screen. It even comes with a handle on the side so you can easily bring it into the office every day if you can’t bear to part with it in the evenings. Save $80 on StackSocial today.
If you haven’t upgraded your Nintendo Switch or Switch Lite storage yet, it’s time. Lucky for you, Nintendo has worked with SanDisk to create licensed microSDXC cards with cute Nintendo-themed designs. But don’t get up in arms about how you’ll never see that little mushroom guy because it’ll be in your Switch—this thing is also set up for the ideal read speeds for your Switch so you don’t have issues with loading or saving times. I have a 128 GB microSD for my Switch, and it means I never have to worry about how much space I have left for new downloads. I can easily let friends start their own save files so they can watch the openings to my favorite indies, and I have tons of games downloaded (and storage to spare). Save $14 today.
Plagued by spooky apparitions, spectres, phantasmic beings? Pick up a Blueair purifier* for up to 21% off—for either a small room or a medium room—and clear the air of those netherworldly ne’erdowells! While you’re ridding the environment of non-corporeal entities, you’ll also be scrubbing the air clean of allergens like pet dander, pollen, and dust, as well as viral particles and bacteria. The small room purifier promises to completely clear the air of a room up to 190 square feet within 12.5 minutes when operating on the highest setting, while the medium room one can do the same for a 388 square foot room. They both have an automatic mode that adjusts to suit the room they’re in, and they consume less energy than an LED lightbulb. The device operates silently (18 to 48dB) while it removes 99.097% of airborne particles down to .1 micron in size! For reference, an N95 mask typically filters particles anywhere from .1 micron to .3 micron in size. I’m pretty sure that’s about the size of ecto-particles, if I remember my ghost busting studies correctly.
*Not actually intended to purify ghostly energy or remove haunting spirits.
Come take advantage of this hypnotizing power, as this battery deal is not here to stay—at $23, this 48 count combo pack of AAA and AA Energizer batteries puts each cell at a puny 48 cents. Take advantage now and have batteries that will be with you for like 5 years (that is not a scientifically-arrived-at number; I really have no idea how often you people use these batteries). Cannot kill the battery! Oh, and if you need 9V batteries, those are also on sale, with a 20% clip coupon box that puts this 8-pack of them at about $2 per cell, or $15 total, if you choose Subscribe & Save, which is still a pretty decent deal—by the way, Amazon says 4 months is the most common interval for people subscribing to that 8-pack 9V battery deal. Besides guitarists, what the hell are you using up that many 9-volts on?
For all the shit Microsoft has given Apple over the years—lighthearted though it may be—the formula of slick, clean laptop design works, and Big PC knows it. You don’t really need me to tell you that, but if you’re boppin’ around trying to get a good deal on the company’s latest neato computer for creatives, the Surface Book 3, now is your chance, because it’s 27% off. This laptop distinguishes itself from much of the Windows laptop world in a few ways—some ripped right out of the Jony Ives playbook, some interesting, new things. Take that bendy hinge. What’s going on with that thing?! I’ll tell you what’s going on. It’s bendy, and though some reviewers thought it was a bit wobbly, others said it did a much better job than other laptops with removable screens—oh, did I mention the screen is removable? Yes, I mean, it’s a Microsoft Surface device, so you can use it as a pure tablet. Now, this 15" version of the 2-in-1 is not the base model—its specs have been bumped with 32GB RAM, a 10th-gen Intel Core i7 processor, a 1 TB SSD, and GeForce GTX 1660 Ti Max-Q 6GB graphics card. This is a solid deal on a laptop that you can’t even get at Microsoft’s online store right now (only the 512GB option is available in the 15" size, as of this writing). The machine is also available at Amazon for this discount.
Oh, the joyous scent, texture, and flavor of a tower of fresh, fluffy pancakes. Topped with a pad of quickly-melting butter. Bottle of real maple syrup waiting to power your morning cardio warm-up before the protein and carbs kick in and give you the lift you need to haul weight around, tearing the fibers of your musculature, that it will only build itself back better, stronger than before. You should be so lucky. Scratch that; you are so lucky, friend, thanks to our exclusive deal on this Flourish Pancakes buttermilk protein pancake mix! Go on and toss in our super secret promo code INV15 at checkout and enjoy this pancake and waffle mix, each serving of which is loaded with 23 grams of protein and 7 grams of poop-shootin’ fiber. Made with milled flaxseed, its got your omegas 3, net 37 grams of carbs, and zero added sugar—because you don’t need your carbs cheaply jacked. So I don’t know why you’re still here with me. The sun is rising, friend, and all you’ve lifted is your phone. Wipe the sleep from your eyes, buy some pancakes mix, and get pumped.